Barry Bonds – Always One Step Ahead
I have to think that an ounce of Frank Thomas’ love is 100 times more potent than anything Victor Conte could whip up in a lab. Two drops of his freak of nature sweat would cause even a normal man to grow hair on his chest and wrestle a grizzly bear. God knows what it would do to someone that uses the cream like Jergens. As an added benefit, this method is far more discrete than going Jason Giambi with a syringe in the arse in some random clubhouse stall (especially in San Francisco).
Since I’m a Barry Hater and, as such, a huge racist, I hope he spontaneously combusts sometime in the next 5-7 days, but I’d be a petty fool if I didn’t recognize and applaud such a fantastically creative effort.
Good on ya, Barry! Keep it up.
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lol Good to see Bonds can find a friend in that big mean baseball world.
George Mitchell might struggle with this angle
the scary thing to think about is what the Big Hurt would be like on roids. i think his home runs would knock satellites out of orbit.
“I hope he spontaneously combusts”
That head has got to pop one of these days, will make Scanners look tame.
Brokeback Baseball. The real question is, who’s the pitcher and who’s the catcher?
I love the second picture. It’s like Frank is saying, “…seriously, next time, just cup them like this. I’ll cum much faster.”
Some investigation needs to be done here. Are they shooting up ‘roids together? Are they friends just because they both buy their hats on Easter Island? Was this cuddlefest followed by a pillowfight that had to be banned in Canada? Is Troy Glaus the jealous type? I need answers.