Mourinho Joins RAW Fan Nation
I know this makes for two Bank of Chel$ki posts in an evening, and, even more shameful, yet another with a youtube video but you know how I like to make myself feel better about Arsenal’s issues by poking fun at those higher in the table. Actually, it wouldn’t matter where Chel$ki sat on the table; if The Special One was leading that brigade of cunts, I would be nearby trying to have a laugh.
So a few nights back, I dozed off in the middle of USA Network’s 14-hour stretch of Law & Order programming and when I awoke, RAW was on. It was horrifying but I had a great groove in my pillow and searching for the remote was not an option. Instead, I laid there and wondered if things would be more entertaining if I lived in a double wide or a house with a toilet sitting in the front yard. It wasn’t a long debate. I was starting to doze off again when someone said, "That’s Ho-zay Mo-rin-ee-oh!" Naturally, boos immediately rained down from the crowd. I sat up and focused just in time to see The Special One, in all of his smug effeminate glory, get faux-pwned by some random WWF (or is it WWE?) guy that likely arrived to the event in an 1987 IROC-Z. Luckily, someone else saw it too:
I can’t help but think that if this whinging arse spent a little more time coaching his subs in the art of penalty kicking instead of joining Snoop Dogg in the RAW Fan Nation, Chel$ki wouldn’t have looked like Wimbledon c.1989 and screwed the pooch during penalty kicks against Liverpool today. Fancy lashing out £500M to watch that tat.
Chumps.
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Britain’s toughest man? Do they mean to personally insult the entire lot of us?
That was one of the worst games I’ve seen in a long a time and I see quite a bit of Jock* football.
Rather funny Geremi specially brought on just to take a pen.
*Scottish
Even when it’s all for show Mourinho can’t stop acting like a sniveling cunt! Amazing! But a job well done to Rafa and the boys. It’s always a beautiful day when those demons are knocked out of the picture for Europe’s greatest prize.
So it looks like we’ll spend another summer hearing that the better team lost. Abramovich won’t stand for this in the least. No League Cup, No Champions, just the bloody Carling. Bye Bye Moronho.
i don’t get this one. snoop, trump, whatever makes some sense from a marketing standpoint but not this dude. 99% of the people booing dont even know who he is and nobody that would know who he is (like all you brits) would ever watch WWE.
Bring on your Manchester United
Bring on your cockneys by the score
And we’ll take them two by two
And kick fuck out of you
‘Cos Liverpool are the team that we adore
LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how does Man U get the distinction as the Premiership Yankees when Chelsea is spending all of that money and can’t win a fuckin thing?
“Bye Bye Moronho”
How many millions spent and they end up playing like Wimbeldon of the Crazy Gang era.
The Special One – is that special as in the little yellow bus?
If they are going to attract the British why are they using a guy that 100% of their population wants to have drawn and quartered? It’s like sending TO to England to be in a promo for cricket to attract an American audience.