Reaching for Reasons to Bash Chelsea
Someone asked the twats from Chelsea who the best looking man was on the squad, which translated to who they’d fancy if, you know, they swung “that way.” Most of the men hemmed and hawed, wanting nothing to do with the the question. But leave it to the usual suspects – Cashley Cole and Frank Lumpalard – to have actual opinions on the matter. Lumpalard, caught sipping some type of frappy latte mocha with foam and sprinkles while wrapped tight in a stylish muffler, fancied backup goalie Carlo Cudicini. The answer was given with a great deal of conviction. Meanwhile, Cashley Cole, who John Terry referred to as a “sweet boy… pretty boy with all his creams,” chose himself. Who could’ve seen that one coming?
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CHELSEA ARE WHINGING CUNTS!
Ohhhhhhhh Champione
The one and only
We’re Liverpool!
They said our days were numbered, we’re not
famous any more
But Scousers rule all Europe like we’ve always
done before
Ohhhhhhhh Campione
The one and only
We’re Liverpool
Shankly built a football team that shook the
Spion Kop!
We’ve conquered all of Europe and we’re never
gonna stop!
I thought swinging “that way” was a prereq for being a professional no-tackle footballer. You mean these guys aren’t the norm?
ha ha, they should’ve interviewed Calamity James. He’s secure enough in his masculinity to run down a Top 10.