The Game (Rapper Not Sport) Will Kick Beckham’s Arse

It’s been widely believed that soccer circles aside, David Beckham’s arrival in the United States would go largely unnoticed. If anything, the buzz created would surround the obnoxious numbers of his transfer deal and in a week’s time, the story would fade away. But it appears that the erstwhile England skipper and Galactico has attracted the (what I believe) unwanted attention of gangster rapper The Game, aka Jayceon Taylor, who, is probably quite hard.

Having run out of rappers to feud with and potentially gun down, The Game – who refers to himself as the "ghetto Bill Gates" and the best rapper in the world – was not entirely effusive about the arrival of the face of Gillette razors in his hood.

"I’d kick David Beckham’s ass on any given day," the Game said when asked about Beckham. "I’d just pick the ball up and kick the shit out of the stadium, game over."

Bricks, mortar, metal. Kicking the shit out of the stadium sounds like a plan, The Game, you pissing tosser. 

Okay, maybe I’m being a little thick here. "The shit" is probably identifying the ball but who knows – it could actually be Beckham or the entire Home Depot Center. Last week, the guy was threatening to destroy the whole of the WWF because wrestler Triple H also calls himself "The Game."

"I’m much stronger than (wrestler The Game) is. I was ‘The Game’ long before he came about. He’s on TV wrestling and it’s pretend, made up. I wrestle in real life and I win."

I can appreciate the lack of respect for the wrestling but delusions of grandeur, anyone? It’s difficult to wrestle and defeat men that are so big you can’t even wrap your arms around their waists… that is, unless you are the Dread Pirate Roberts.

In any case, The Game was on less steady ground when a follow-up question was put his way. When asked his thoughts on Beckham’s ability as a footballer he responded simply: "Pretty good."

In related news, witnesses reported seeing The Game lurking near the Hollywood sign late last night.