Oooooh To Be A Gooner!
Whoever you may be
Theres no-one as fast as our Henry
And you’ll be seeing red and nothing of the ball
Cause we are the Fucking Ar-sen-al!!
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So here’s the scene – United is trying to nab their first league title since 2003 but Chelski is on their tail and The Arsenal and Liverpool aren’t (too) far behind.
We smoked em in September 1-0, but taking all six points in league play, especially at home, was going to be a serious undertaking.
The lads came out tense and Manure was all over the pitch, stringing passes through our defence with relative ease. Crunching tackles were in abundance, space was at a premium, and clearcut chances were almost non-existent. The best chance of the half came when Emmanuel Adebayor curled a beauty to King Henry who managed to head it right into the arms of keeper Edwin van der Sar.
Big Game Henry remained a myth.
But then the second half got under way and the tide shifted… but rather than post thoughts, I have recounted the important details of The Mighty Arsenal’s glorious 2-1 Premier League victory over Manchester United through "artistic expression." Cheers!
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How’d you do this? This is really cool!
Who knew Big Game Henry truly existed? That was a bloody impressive result. United was happy to settle for a draw while your lads kept fighting. Congratulations but enjoy it while you can. The Tottenham will rise for the Carling!
Got far too much free time on your hands to do that Flash ;¬)
Wonder how much injury time the blue nosed twat wanted for ManUre’s time wasting, I’m betting not more than two minutes.
Oh and VC is spot on.
The “fuck” makes however many hours you spent on that all worthwhile. Are they gonna replay this on FSC? If it’s what everyone is saying it is, I’d like to catch it.
I stopped in an Arsenal pub around the 60′ mark and was lucky enough to catch that brilliant finish. Though I have to say Arsene has gone a bit mad if he really believes this is a 4-pronged race. You can’t catch Chelsea, let alone United!
LOL Brilliant! But now you should give us a cartoon about Chelski’s crumbling house of cards.