Nov 14, 2006
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Caught Cheating On Your Man? Wear Nike!

I don’t know when this ad ran, so forgive me if i’m 18 months late to the game. But where is Nike going with this one?

Did the shoes make her cheat? Did they help her snag the black guy that fathered the baby? Did he buy them for her? Maybe he wants her in pre-pregnancy shape.

Or maybe (and this is my guess) the Nikes are about to serve as getaway shoes. The mother will need them after the father gets over the shock and tries to beat her ass.

I Don't Know About This, Nike Hattip: Metadish (BlogNYC)

12 Comments

  • You gotta be kidding with this

  • that’s kinda fucked up.. it’s funny tho

  • Shawn Kemp is going to be pissed. And she has giant man feet.

  • Last time I saw feet like that, they were squashing a Japanese village.

  • I think you are right about them being getaway shoes

  • Are we all thinking the same thing?
    “Finally a black guy whose crank is smaller then mine!”

  • I sure as shit know I was!

  • I think the dude in the picture is thinkin the same thing

  • this cat’s gonna grow up to be “Timberland Boots Guy” like what you mentioned in the last post. and I dont know why you were complainin about that type anyway baby girl!! you know once you go black…. ;)

  • but her goin black doesn’t help YOUR ugly ass!

  • I once had an chinamen (I know, I know, not the preferred nomenclature) tell my girlfriend that “Once you go Brack you never go back.”
    After she slept with 6 black guys, she found out that he didn’t have an accent and he meant Kenny Brack the IRL driver.

  • *awkward silence*

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