Leinart & Urlacher Team for an NFL First!
At least, I think it’s an NFL first…
In late 2004, Paris Hilton left a Las Vegas club on Brian Urlacher’s back with a broken stiletto heel in hand. Soon enough, she was spotted at a Bears game wearing an Urlacher jersey.
In early 2006, Hilton was spotted all over LA with Matt Leinart and even showed up in Phoenix a couple times.
Now, we all know Paris Hilton gives it up for candy bars, so it’s fair to assume that both players had a piece.
So what I’d like to know is this – has a starting quarterback and an opposing starting linebacker facing off in Monday Night Football ever had publicized relationships with the same girl? In every NFL town, the ratio of groupies to players is 100:1. Unless the two players went to the same college or play in the same town, the odds that a quarterback and the man assigned to plant his face in the dirt have shacked up with the same woman are pretty low. Granted, we are dealing with Paris Hilton, who would probably do me if I had a strap-on and a million dollars, so that may skew the odds a bit. But still. I’m on to something… I’m also drunk… I’m now pretty sure I’ll feel like a goon for writing this by the morning.
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In other news, Denny Green went batshit after the Arizona Cardinals pulled a Michigan State…
Well… at least he slapped the microphone stand instead of himself.
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lol He’s still got nothin on Jim Mora Sr or Herm Edwards but yeah, he took a page right out of John L’s book with that collapse.
“WE” didn’t let em off the hook, Green did. Leinart was all over it out there and he could have driven them to a TD or, at the very least, a helluva lot closer. There was plenty of chance to win that game and Green called the final drive like a complete pussy.
And the Cardinals are exactly who we thought they were!
If Paris DOES wind up doing you, at least do us the courtesy of getting it on videotape… and in a well-lit room too (if you don’t mind).
So that makes Matt Leinart and Brian Urlacher are peter cousins.
It’s too bad Tony Kornheiser wasn’t in the press covering Green’s meltdown. If anybody was crowning Chicago, it was him.
wow, i didnt know that you drank !
So is hedge new around here or is he just failing at being funny ?
Paris should do the Laura Quinn and wear a half Urlacher-half Leinart jersey. That’s hot.
it was a lame joke
It didn’t take a genius to figure out that Green was going to run Edge until the clock ran out. Chicago, being the best defense in the league, was smart enough to take advantage and rip it out of his hands. Had he let Leinart do what he did all game, this is a different story. Chicago’s defense was exactly who we knew they were.
Between Dennis Green and Madonna’s baby this week, black is the new black.