Bill Parcells Advisory System
It’s another week, so it’s only natural that Terrell Owens would have another gripe.
Last week, he was mad that he wasn’t scoring enough touchdowns and was rewarded with three touchdowns in Dallas’ rout of the Houston Texans. Like any spoiled brat, TO has found that whining makes the world go round and is now irritated that he doesn’t have enough catches in the first half.
"For me, the game is getting boring, you know? In the first half of the last two ballgames, I’m not in the ballgame. That’s not to say I’m not working hard. I’m not sure what the case may be. "It’s not really anybody’s fault," he said. "I just feel like it’s something that needs to be (addressed). … I feel like I need to be in the offense, involved a little bit earlier in the ballgame."
Over the last two games, Owens is actually correct but even the sun shines on a dog’s ass from time to time. The truth is, Owens has been perfectly balanced through five games with 11 receptions in the first and second halves over five games. Further, he’s totaled more yards before halftime (156) than after (121) with all his touchdowns coming in the final two quarters.
My guess is that has more to do with bitching out anyone involved with the offense over halftime than anything else but it’s more likely that with Owens still learning the offense and getting in sync with Bledsoe, it takes a half to get things going.
But not if you ask Owens.
"I feel like any time I step on the field I can make plays," Owens said. "As I’ve said all along, it’s all about the opportunities that I am given."
If I’m following my new Parcells Implosion Advisory System, I’d put the current state of alert for Valley Ranch right around orange.
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He’s gotta be riding the line between orange and red. I give him another 2 weeks before its severe and he either dies or TO is found floating in a river.
LOL Nice. But who are they gonna get to replace Tuna? No way he comes back next season.
that’s hilarious. They should tattoo that thing on TO’s arm so he can keep a look out. It’s gonna come to blows, i’m tellin ya!
Everyone is always talking about TO getting the Deion Sanders treatment… what was that about? I know Sanders had his share of problems but how did he bigger kid glove treatment than all the other stars down there?
Nice advisory. That thing has already been stolen all over the Net. You should feel proud.
I’m not sure ol Bill is going to survive the season though. Although it has all of the makings of a great sports movie. But only if you replaced Drew Bledsoe with Shane Falco.
Bill’s gonna croak after Week 9 when Joe Gibbs wins again in the final 3 seconds.