Notre Dame Fan Gets Full Body Wax for Tickets
I had a great post on The Arsenal finally coming through on the pitch this year but I broke my nose before I could post it and spent most of yesterday afternoon at the hospital. For the superficial readers, no, my face has not been rearranged and my nose looks fine. The concussion aside, the only downside to this incident are the raccoon eyes that I’ll be rocking for the next 2 weeks… I look like a domestic abuse poster.
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If you thought injury humbled Kellen Winslow, think again. The tight end, who most recently tore his ACL by going Excite Bike in a parking lot, got into a war of words with Chad Johnson.
Winslow: “My boy, [Leigh] Bodden, is going to shut him down as he did last year. He’s the best corner in the league. It’s a big challenge for him, but it’s also a big challenge for Chad [Johnson], so tell him that.”
Johnson: “It’s humanly impossible to stop [No.] 85. You are kind of insulting me. I cannot be stopped. Period.”
Only one thing would be better than seeing Winslow blown up in the open field again by Randy Starks and that is Chad Johnson scoring and, in the ultimate smackdown, doing a motorcycle dance near the Browns sideline.
Anyway, checkout my update today at SportsbyBrooks where you can see a lot of tits and my take on other nuggets like:
PS. If you came here looking for the article about the Notre Dame fan getting a full body wax for tickets, click here for a video of the incident.
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‘going excite bike’?? Nice. It’s time for Excite Bike to make a comeback, this time on x-box.
What a hit!
Hope you feel better babe!
that ND fan looked like he had a chest like the 40 year old virgin. the game on Saturday had better be the best game in the history of football to justify that kinda pain.
ouch about the nose.. get well !!
for some reason, i was thinking that the ND fan was a girl. boy was i dissapointed !
Get well Flashers!
Ya know Flash, I gotta think getting busted in the head doing your job feels a lot worse when they turn around and get their asses handed to them!
I hope you feel better!
i don’t give a shit about Notre Dame but I kinda feel for this idiot that got the full body wax.
I know it’s hurtin baby girl.. hope you heal quick.
Gell well soon babe.
The dirty names list is a bit tame, where’s the Stefan Kuntz, Raphael Scheidt, Argelico Fucks, Lopez Ufarte, Danny Shittu, Uwe Fuchs, Chiqui Arce, Berndt Haas – who should all play for Deportivo Wanka
Sorry to hear about the roughed up nose, hope it heals quickly.
Definitely hated to hear about the nose. Hang in there!