No Friday Plans? Hit the New NFL Millionaire’s Club!
Are you gonna be in Hotlanta tonight? If so, get ready to shake your ass and show no class, as you party with future Titan legends Pacman Jones, Lendale White, and Vince Young!
As you can see from the graphic below, the dress code is “sexy” and I know you know what that means, ladies! Slip into that glittery halter top and matching skirt with the three-inch inseam, put on your platforms, make sure that cleavage is right, and head over to the Vision Nightclub on Peachtree.
By the way, you’d best get there early. With three recent millionaires on the prowl, I imagine the line of chickenheads will be a long one. It’ll be a dogfight (catfight?) trying to make it in and not only get past a second velvet rope/bouncer barrier but also gain access to the club’s exclusive inner sanctum: the cozy VIP lounge that is sure to be awash in a hazy red glow. With the potential baby daddies with money to burn seated around the room, it’ll be a site to behold, and your ascent through the club will feel like you’ve risen from a thick darkness into an intimate light of presents and sex…
Oh, and fellas: mind the dress code, good luck enjoying the groupies that weren’t hot enough to get to VIP level, and be sure to leave your weapons at home. I’m sure Pacman will have enough for the crowd.
*By the way, this party made me wonder – when will the media crow about Vince Young being a little too much playboy and not enough playmaker? Every time a picture surfaces of Matt Leinart drunk and stumbling, people harp, bash, and complain… as if his Hollywood, playboy lifestyle is any more egregious and damaging than that of his fellow rookies (and new millionaires) who are teaming together to hold what amounts to groupie auditions. Sure, Leinart let Paris Hilton give him herpes and his best friend is a boy band douchepump, but why is he bagged on while other players are given a free pass? I suppose that’s a silly question. Not dating a woman whose vajayjay has been by everyone between the ages of 13 – 85 might help create a more positive image.
*Edit: Original flash video replaced with picture
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only bad things can come of this. I can’t wait for the breaking news.
OOOOOOOH YEAH!!! So Flash, when are we crashing this partay so we may stir up rawkus? I only ask that I be the “Pimp” and you be the “Queen B”
when we hit the VIP lounge…oh and I’ll be flashing my Black Amex.
EPL is almost upon us and thus begins my disdain for Chelsea and their coach?
The dancing girl graphic is a fucking riot. We should’ve road tripped to this thing to see how far we could get inside. You have enough booty shorts to at least get us past bouncer #1.
No Timbs?
I’m out.
I’ve got $20 on a shooting and/or brawl going down by 2 am if anyone is stupid enough to bet against it!
so say they let 200 girls in. how many wind up lucky enough to be on the “payroll” or baby mama list? 10? 20?
Probably all of them. But that doesn’t mean they’re with the NFLers. Imagine how many get hooked up with bouncers and guys in the entourage just trying to reach the superstars!
I should totally go. I’m not rich or famous, but I’m a nice guy with a good sense of humor, and girls like that more than money and looks.
Imagine how many idiots would’ve shown up wearing vince or lendale jerseys if they hadn’t banned them.
LOL Sure that’s what they like Matt, for about 8 hours after some dude fucks em over and they’re crying about “i just want a nice guy.” I’m working on a Get a better job/become a shithead plan, so I don’t have to worry about hearing their bullshit anymore.
To respond to your question about all the focus on Leinhart, and not on other rookies so much. Gimmie a fuckin break this is like the first time that a white athlete is thrown under the bus more than his black counterparts. And you have the fuckin nerve to even bring it up. That’s ridiculous. Oh no people are pickin on JJ Reddick, poor kid. Black athletes are under the microscope constantly, and you wanna even bring to light shit about Matt fuckin Leinhart, just shut it. When shit is even and we hear about how baaaad some white kid did on his Wunderlic (black folks have no business takin a test of that name in the first muthafuckin place) score for like 3 months straight, then it’ll be equal and you can say some shit. Get off it, we are scrutinized for everything, while white kids continually get the benefit of the doubt. If this Jackass doesn’t know better than to hang out with a mattress w/ legs, that’s his dumbass. Imagine if Reggie Bush was hangin out w/ Paris Hilton, it would be the most talked about shit in history. But we all know mommy and daddy would cut that skinny bitch off, hangin out w/ a brotha (and we all know it wouldn’t just be hangin out).