Gary Charles Beats Woman Over Man U Snipe, Escapes Jailtime
Remember Gary Charles? The talented but disgraced right back that never realized his potential because he was too busy getting injured and drunk?
Well, last September, the twice-capped 36-year-old flew into a drunken rage and handed out a severe beatdown on a woman after she mocked his career.
While in the booking office of A2B Taxis in Clay Cross, Derbyshire, Charles got into it with an office employee and eventually asked her, “Do you know who I am?… I’m the juggernaut, bitch!” The victim quipped, “You can’t be that good – you never played for Manchester United.” That’s when all hell broke loose. Charles punched her to the floor and then took kicking practice with her head until a passing taxi-driver dragged him off.
A jury found Charles guilty of assault, so you’d think the court would jail this bag of shit and ship him off for a few months to pound me in the arse prison. Sadly, this was not the case. As such, I can only assume Mr. Charles presented the Court with the same query as the victim and instead of making jokes, they went down like a cheap hooker.
Using the excuses that the former Aston Villa defender is working hard to combat his alcoholism, has a low risk of re-offending, and did not inflict long-term injury or disability on the victim, Charles was fined £500 and 100 hours of community service.
A high school friend of mine received a $700 fine and 120 hours of community service for possession of marijuana. I guess these crimes are on the same level.
Outside court, the footballer was unrepentant and refused to apologise for his reprehensible actions, stating “I still deny it happened. I could have appealed against the verdict, but I decided against it.”
I still deny it happened? I could appeal?! I cannot begin to fathom how someone in Charles’ position could make comments that reek of such indignance. I could appeal… The nerve of this cunt. I don’t know about the rest of you but as far as I’m concerned, it’s about time we go back to ‘eye for an eye’ justice for violent crimes. Someone needs to kick this asshole in the face with steel cleats and then throw him off a fucking bridge.






That is completely disgusting. I wish they could pull him back in to re-sentence him after comments like that. Piece of shit.
It’s that kinda insane shit that makes me love soccer players, that includes your rowdy, lunatic ass Flashers! it’s not cool that he didn’t get jail time but i can’t help laughin about the incident itself.
Why couldn’t Gazza have wrecked that twat’s career instead of the other way round.
So what’s the deal here? Hooligans aren’t into street justice? They oughta pay a visit to this fuckhead.
I am with Koester, where are the hooligans at? This guy is a disgrace, and I hope he walks into the wrong alley one night to get his punishment. Not to mention that intoxication shouldn’t be some sort of mitigation. “Well, if you had been sober and hit a woman, you would be in big trouble, mister! But, since you were drunk, how about you just promise not to do it again?”
500 pounds and 100 hours community service? Sounds like the penalty for a parietals violation
reminds me of the case in NYC where some lady was held at gunpoint and goes, “what’re you gonna do, shoot me?” and got shot! It’s a pretty big shame that they didn’t put this guy away but hopefully the victim learned a lesson in that sometimes you’ve just gotta learn when to shut your mouth. Crackin on drunk, crazy dudes at the taxi stand isn’t always a good idea.
Oddly, Gazza also assaulted someone recently but the bloke withdrew his complaint. The similar crimes notwithstanding, Gazza’s life has turned out a bit better than Charles even with the devastating injury. He struggles but he’s not in the gutter like Gary.
So let me wrap my head around this, you beat the bejesus out of a lady and all you get is a 500 quid fine and 100 hrs for community service. Gray better copyright that defence of his because you know every “down on their luck” ex-footballer is going to be using that after a drunken rage.
It’s also times like this I wished the UK was as litigious as the states, that way the lady would be able to sue for emotional truma or some crazy shit like that and get rewarded some insane amount.
How often does this jerkoff go off like this? can’t be the first time somebody’s busted on his career.