Out Magazine Loves Notre Dame Football
Out Magazine lists its nominees for the 8 hottest athletes in sports and Notre Dame’s Brady Quinn, Tom Zbikowski, and (surprisingly) Jeff Samardzija make the list. Manchester United footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo is also there, which suits my fancy since I often think about tying him up with Arsenal products and doing bad things to him while he lays there, helpless and naked.
But something I don’t understand is the inclusion of Ringo Starr lookalike Brodie Croyle. Somehow he bests delicious pieces like Jason Taylor and absurdly flamey, clambaking, pirate Rafael Nadal — why they aren’t on the list while Croyle makes it is beyond me but I’m not a gay man, so who’s to say.
What I do know is that as much as I like Brodie Croyle, his presence in the top 8 makes me question the judgment of the people at out.com, as well as their poll.
I don’t even know why I’m telling you punks this; it’s not like you care.
In any case, check out my update at SportsbyBrooks today where you can find my musings on the above, as well as:
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Nice call on Jerry Rice. On one hand, he has all the right in the world to scold WRs but if he’s gonna bring holdouts and being selfish into the mix, I don’t think he has a right. He held out and spent way too much time at the end of his career whining about receptions, yelling at OCs, and (in the last 2 years) trying to take spots away from young WRs that probably deserved them.
Jeff being on that list makes about as much sense as Croyle. Maybe that whole stoner-esque free spirit thing gets guys goin!
That picture just makes me feel bad about myself… then I get over it and have a few more Doritos.