Playboy All-American Weekend, Sponsored by Schmitt’s Gay

Until last year, I believed that the Playboy All-American Weekend was three days of boobs, boobs, and a brief photo shoot when everyone needed a cool down from the boobs. But it seems that I was way off, as the only boobs to be found are the supple numbers found on offensive linemen. In my update today at SportsbyBrooks, you can read up on that, as well as my musings on a few other things, which include:

Jeff Francouer – the last player to figure out Jeff Francouer

A Texas Longhorns player sells his National Championship ring on eBay

Duke Women’s Lax squad raises awareness 3 months too late

The scout that discovered Albert Pujols is where…?

Rockstar Games releases Grand Theft Auto: Table Tennis

and more

I also had a great link on the widely circulated Avery Johnson incident where I brought back the adorable “He got injured… injured bad” boy. Well, it didn’t make it past the editor’s cyber desk but since I’m such a pip, have a laugh at both videos:

You know what Avery Johnson did? He hit Josh Howard in the penis!

He was injured… injured bad!

7 Comments

Erik 25/05/2006 at 11:40

I usually just breeze through and get a couple of chuckles, but this one had me laughing out loud for some reason. Playing the Avery Johnson vid on a loop while muted and having the little boy narrating is hilarious. I think you have the makings of a classic YTMND on your hands, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Nathan Arrington 25/05/2006 at 16:10

Agree with Erik. You need to get the narration layered on to the video. That’d be priceless.
Bailey 25/05/2006 at 21:47

That Jeff Francouer bit was pretty funny. Has that guy managed to take a walk yet?
A.J. 26/05/2006 at 13:08

haha So is Avery Johnson getting a one game suspension too?
The Pen 26/05/2006 at 19:11

Hilarious. But wasn’t it Schmitt’s Gay?
Flash 26/05/2006 at 19:27

Dammit! You’re right. All I could remember when I was writing that the name started with Sch and ended in its. Oh well. Thanks for the heads up though.. I’ll make the change.
Kim 27/05/2006 at 18:45

Sorry for being the loser here but what’s a ymtnd?

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Playboy All-American Weekend, Sponsored by Schmitt’s Gay

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