Carmen Electra Busted After Riding Sybian
Due to XM Radio’s partnership with Major League Baseball, I choose to waste $12.95 per month on a subscription with them rather than Sirius Satellite Radio. As I see it, the only reason to get Sirius is to catch Howard Stern’s daily antics. After a month or so of listening to him when he was free, his schtick, though initially amusing, got boring and I switched back to Bob & Tom. Needless to say, I can’t speak on the joys of Sirius but those that can may have heard Carmen Electra sit her way to a near orgasm on Howard’s Sybian last week. Sybian is, essentially, the dream toy of the lazy masturbator. No more spending time getting the right angle on vibrators or lubing up dildos or hoping your hand doesn’t cramp after a long day at work, girls! With the Sybian, you slip down over the knob (or your desired attachment) and into the saddle, turn up the power, and have a multiple "Oh" face ride. In any case, Howard has been trying to convince his female guests to take his toy for a spin and Carmen Electra obliged last week. Though she didn’t ride it to orgasm, she had a very good time and now, it could cost her some dollars.
Of her experience, Carmen gasped to Stern: "It feels great. I have to get one for the house. It’s awesome!" Speaking of which, if a girl like her says something like this: "This is the best thing I have ever felt in my life. I felt like I was going to take off." If this is the best thing SHE’s ever had, I may be placing an order.
Electra’s over-heated little antics did not impress bosses at Max Factor (that’s makeup, boys). The company placed morality and conduct clauses, of sorts, in her contract and have no placed her contract under review. Ya know.. it’s almost as if Factor didn’t realize they’d signed Carmen Electra, a former porn star whose vagina was retreaded at 100,000 miles. If I hire someone due to their notoriety as a wild, crazy sex symbol, I think it’s only fair for them to keep up the act. The only thing Electra did wrong was to not ride the Sybian on Leno while wearing their makeup and a Max Factor t-shirt. That is probably the true crime… as it stands, the only people who heard Electra’s antics are subscribers and aliens picking up the Sirius signal on their battle cruisers.
But back to the matter at hand.. Carmen, is, naturally, shocked by the news from the cosmetics giant: "I thought I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t do anything vulgar. It was a chair, I sat on a vibrating chair."
Just sat on a vibrating chair. Sure, honey. And I just kissed my boyfriend last night… all over his penis.
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I haven’t heard of this before. So does every female guest get on this thing?
it’s too bad they took his show off E! this woulda been a pretty nice segment.
Yeah, too bad:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1144838068/Carmen_Electra_On_The_Howard_Stern_Show
That was a pretty disappointing clip. I can’t believe makeup people are gonna get upset over something so tame.
they’re just looking for a reason to dump her. i saw one of her max factor commercials and it scared the shit out of me.
I’m surprised a chick who let Dennis Rodman fuck her is so hesitant about a vibrator.
hahahaha, I love how she was trying to keep equal with Jenny McCarthy. “She went to 100? Oh well then!”
No kidding. She’s done Rodman, Prince, and Tommy Lee and she’s worried about who’s been on the vibrator seat? You know she was ready to take a ride on that thing as soon as she found out what it was.
Haha, if Howard had gotten her to come on that thing, I woulda become a subscriber.
it’s been a while. I may have to invest in that after my next paycheck!
I don’t think she was even sitting on it. That machine was on jet engine speed and she hardly moved.
I’m a subscriber who got it just for Stern, but I listen to it exclusively now for everything else they offer (NFL Radio, all NFL broadcasts during the season, Playboy Radio, commercial-free music, Stern’s channel that airs Bubba the Love Spounge and Scott Ferrall), with the exception of the Red Sox broadcasts on local radio. If you are considering it, take it from me and throw down the money. It’s worth every cent.