Rapping About The Measly Penny With The Michigan Wolverines
There are two things about the University of Michigan that I can always count on – 1) Wolverine football players will always go out of their way to underachieve and then whine about it; and 2) As football coach Lloyd Carr ages, he will continue to look more and more like Gargamel from the Smurfs. Where Azrael is, I don’t know, but I hold out hope that an orange tabby cat will appear on the sidelines at the Big House sometime soon.
In any case, I guess it goes without saying that one of these absolutes in life has proved itself once again.. this time in the players. Remember the 7th Floor Crew – The rapping gangbangers from the Miami Hurricanes football team that didn’t mean to wow the masses with their tales of nutting in girls eyes with 52″ dicks while the rest of the Crew cheered in the background? Well their work is like a Wu-Tang track in comparison to the nonsense put forth by junior Wolverine footballers Jerome Jackson, Tyrone Jordan and Landon Smith**.
The trio, nicknamed “The Mean Team,” rags on a girl who “say she’s a dime, she’s a measly penny.” Stupid girl. Not only is this girl not cool enough to let them triple team her and bust a few in her face, she also claims to be Lebron James’ cousin.. BIG no-no! “The Team,” however, sets the record straight by stating, “You don’t know LeBron James. I don’t even want to know you, so I know he don’t.” Glad we got that cleared up. In any case, give it a listen and have a laugh:
The Mean Team (Michigan Football 3rd Stringers) – The Measly Penny
For the concerned, it seems that no disciplinary action has taken place – not that it matters. These boys aren’t exactly what you’d call contributors. Jackson (RB) rushed for 228 yards and three touchdowns for the Wolverines last season and is the only one of the three who received significant playing time in 2005. Jordan and Smith are wide receivers who I’m pretty sure are walk-ons. They were also members of National Honor Society while in high school – dyed in the wool thugs.
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Goddamn that’s REALLY bad. Maybe they should get even closer to the microphone!
Jesus he really does look like Gargamel.. i never noticed that. So who are the Smurfs in his life?
So they are rapping about how the only girl they can get is ugly?
Biz Markie Called. He wants his wack-ass flow back.
Yeesh. I think these guys were actually reading the lyrics as they laid this track down.
“By the way, that shit looks gross from the back” is good comedy though. Bagging on girls you tried to kick it with but were shot down – always a good strategy
I think Carr’s smurfs might be Ohio State.
“Take that girl who dumped us, we’ll just rap about you!” I woulda thought these guys would have too muc pride for that.
“You aint even got a chevette …. BITCH!” “your ass is nasty.” fuck this is terrible but too funny. you need to resurrect this once football season comes around.
hahah Did they toss in a McGruff the Crime Dog reference?? too good
I’m glad someone else saw the McGruff reference. These guys can’t be too thugish if they let a dog tell them to take a bite out of crime.
I still have a McGruff stuffed animal that I got when i was about 7 years old. This “song” was the first time I’ve thought about that character since 1990.
i think carr only battles one smurf – jim tressel. he’s been completely owned by tressel in the last 5 years or so. i think he’s 1-4.
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Nice call Justin. Here are a few more insights to go with yours — Tom Brady owns Peyton Manning and the Spurs are a dynasty!
All yall a bunch of haters…that shit is cold, none of yall punk ass dudes that commented could spit like that. Yall just made cuz yall are too unathletic to play ball at Michigan…Get a life Fags!!!
“too unathletic to play ball at Michigan”
-Yep, and so are the guys that made this piece of shit(walk ons and third stringers). Apparently the more playing time you see, the better your “spitting” abilities get (7th Floor Crew). Or maybe it’s the strength of the entire football program that dictates how “cold” the “shit” is. I think it’s pretty obvious I’ve fucked a lot more “bitches” than any of those no-talent fucksticks, and if that makes me a fag, call me Elton John.
-Out, bitch