Tim McCarver Must Die

Since the baseball playoffs are rolling, it’d be a shame not to share this gem with those of you who suffer through the inane blathering of Fox’s chief baboon, Tim McCarver. I present to you, Tim McCarver Must Die.

Tim McCarver Must Die

If you’re not interested in the song, I suggest playing the Tim McCarver Drinking Game during Fox broadcasts:
Get a bottle of your favorite booze and a shot glass and…
1: Drink every time Tim uses a multi-syllabic word incorrectly.
2: Drink every time Tim states the obvious like it is a profound insight.
3: Drink every time Tim calls the play wrong.
4: Drink every time Tim gets a player’s name wrong.
5: Drink every time one of Tim’s inane comments is met with stoney silence by the other broadcasters in the booth.

If you’re not bloody rat-arsed by the end of the 1st inning, you’re watching the wrong game.